You Should Have Called and Let Me Know You Were Coming

Ocala Man Killed In Home Invasion

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One man is dead, and his brother wounded following a home invasion in Marion County.

Investigators say two men broke into the Ocala home of Robert Jamerson, 43, and shot him, and his brother, Terrence, 38.

Both suspects were reportedly armed with handguns, one of which was equipped with a laser.

It seems that the thugs these days have gone high tech. I guess it finally dawned on them that the sights are not on the side of the pistol after all.

If someone breaks into your house equipped with a laser sighted weapon seeking to do violence, it is probably prudent at that time to introduce them to a technique which Gun Shy has termed “the Claymore effect”. This occurs when you discharge a 12 gauge shotgun chambered with a three inch shell, that releases fifteen copper coated 33 caliber lead pellets at the velocity of 1450 feet per second. After a few of those rounds, your feed tube will automatically transition to the 73 caliber slugs that you already have chambered next in anticipation of the high tech thug who has donned a stolen bullet resistant vest so that you can introduce them to the sledgehammer effect if needed. There is the possibility that additional weapon transitioning may be needed as well. It should be noted that as an ancillary benefit, the muzzle blast from your large bore weapon will most likely interfere with him being able to see the focal point of his laser...