Sunday, May 2, 2010

The Prophet of Doom aka Gun Shy Hates to be Right

Taliban Claims Responsiblity For NYC Car Bomb

It looks like it is now officially game time kiddies. because as of last night we are now under attack by foreign nationals of the enemy combatant variety. I believe that this attack is only the first of many. I know I have been warning of this for some time, and some people told me that maybe I was being just a wee bit paranoid. As to old saying goes, just because you might be a little paranoid, it doesn't mean the bastards aren't trying to kill you. Now let's take a look at the difference between Noo Yawk City, where the whining liberal government has effectively disarmed all law abiding citizens, and Florida aka "The Gun Shine State" where many of its citizens are cocked, locked, and ready to rock. In New York if a law abiding citizen comes upon a terrorist getting ready to detonate an explosive device, the New Yorker has the option of dialing 911 or throwing a fist full of quarters at them. With the amount of traffic in NYC which will radically affect the response time, Gun Shy thinks that the fist full of quarters is probably the better option. In Florida where all the crackers are packing, not to mention all of the former military here, the same situation could quickly turn into a sudden career ending tango down incident for the terrorist, and then the native Floridians would be doing the dead tango dance in the streets on national TV. Floridians have the perfect song for all of the would be terrorists who would think to try and disrupt the America way here in the "Gun Shine State". Maybe the insurgents should try those same stunts up in the mountains of Tennessee, Alabama, or West Virginia. The boys up there might enjoy feasting on some of that ol' "terrorist stew". For all of the people who have allowed your states to disarm you while buying into the left wing Utopian fantasy that if you eliminate all the guns the violence would end, and that the government is going to protect you, I am here to tell you that it sucks to be you. It will suck more as time goes on thus sayeth the "prophet of doom".

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