Here is How the Phone Call Should Go

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Hello...President Calderone speaking

Hello Caldi...this is Obie...how are you doin today?

Fine

Look...we are having a little problem in your country with some of those pesky guys that were trained by our military a while back for drug interdiction, that are now on the cartel's payroll, so we are going to be sending some teams to neutralize the problem...there will be some shooting...and some killing...and the usual mayhem, but the good news is that we might even be able to get back some of those guns we allowed to be smuggled into your country to help build our 90% myth, that of course me and Eric knew nothing about. (wink wink) Unfortunately those 2500 or so guns ended up in the hands of the murderous drug cartels who are now threatening to kill our agents with them, so we will have to try to put the toothpaste back in the tube, so hopefully we won't look so bad.

Bien amigo?

Cartels threaten to kill Texas Rangers, ICE agents

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A law enforcement bulletin has been issued warning that the drug cartels were overheard plotting to kill ICE agents and Texas Rangers guarding the Texas border, officials reported this morning.

The cartel members planned to use AK-47 assault rifles to shoot the agents and rangers from across the border, the bulletin said. It did not name which drug cartel was involved.