For the Readers From Virginia, Maryland, D.C., and Surrounding Areas

It is my understanding that there will be a group of Moonbat 'watchers' gathered at Quantico this Saturday. Spotting Moonbats at Quantico is a very rare occurrence, because that is an area that is known most commonly as the habitat for the species Marine-US Semper Fi-US, which most moonbats have a strong aversion to. There have recently been some sporadic sightings of moonbats at Quantico, and it is reported that they are drawn to another species that is temporally housed there before it's final migration to Leavenworth Kansas, that is often referred to by many in the moonbat watching circles as traitorous turdus manningus. I know that the readers are savvy in a knuckle dragger sort of way way, but if you are unsure of how to approach the often unpredictable and sometimes randomly violent species known by its scientific name as moonbatus anti americanus, which hails from the libtardus variety, expert handler Uncle Jimbo, who will be on location there has a video primer here about an earlier gathering by another moonbat watchers group, to give you a few pointers based on his extensive knowledge and encounters with this species. You can get more details on the moonbat watchers gathering by clicking here.

In closing, Gun Shy would like to post this public service announcement for all the moonbat lovers here in America:



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