Bring It Douche Nozzles

We have been informed by the people who CAN'T keep you safe, that there are a plethora of new supposedly credible threats against Americans from Al Qaeda in Arabian Peninsula. (AQAP) If they do attack, it will probably occur in cities in the Northeast or California where the citizens have been mostly disarmed. If they for some reason, lose their minds and decide to mount an attack here in the South, Gun Shy recommends neutralizing them in an extremely painful fashion, and then putting their heads on a stick while broadcasting it on the international news. These terrorists abhor weakness, so America needs to harden the f*ck up and stop depending on those who have created nothing more than a massive security theater facade at a very high price to the taxpayers, and give up any hope of them actually being effective, because as evidenced by the recent Boston marathon incident, they are not.

CBS News: Terrorists Already Have Orders, Could Be In Place For Attacks