Saturday, March 12, 2011

I have a Few 'alternate' Ideas Tom...

Here they are:

A) You use the money collected in taxes on the alcohol sold to pay for these 'detectors'.

B) Then creative young programmers can come up with a work around that defeats your intrusive device, and then they can market it and you both can have a lucrative business. Finally you would be creating a few jobs.

C) You and your buddies can stop taking any campaign donations that are associated with alcohol manufacturers (if you are) and you can divert that money to pay for your insane project.

D) You install a fart detector in my shorts and monitor it personally.

Senator wants alcohol breath-test machine in your car! Udall seeks $60 million to determine how to get consumers to pay for program

quote:

Sen. Tom Udall, D-N.M., is the lead player in a legislative effort, already endorsed by a handful of other senators, that would spend $60 million to develop a program that would charge consumers for the costs of installing drunk-driving interlock devices in vehicles...

..."The goal over time is to equip all passenger vehicles in the United States with the technology, since without full implementation the benefits will be reduced," it explains.

Of course, the usual gaggle of goobers are involved as per usual:

Sens. Mark Begich, D-Alaska, Sherrod Brown, D-Ohio, Bob Corker, R-Tenn., Al Franken, D-Minn., Amy Klobuchar D-Minn., West John D. Rockefeller, D-W.Va., Charles Schumer, D-N.Y. and Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I.

They even got one RINO to sign on. BTW, you weren't funny as a comedian Al, and you are even less funny now.

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