Friday, December 19, 2008

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You are a “sweeps” winner! Now get on the ground and put your hands behind your back to receive your "prize" bracelets.

The Orange County Sheriffs Office is bringing it to the local drug dealers for the holidays, with a week long sweep that took 282 dealers off the streets in the first phase. Law enforcement confiscated drugs, guns, and money in the operation. Anywhere there are drugs, there is always other crime such as robbery and prostitution in order for people to support their habit, and murder because of territorial disputes and unpaid debts. On behalf of the law abiding citizens of the greater Orlando area, Gun Shy would like to thank OCSO for this early Christmas present, because now there will be less armed robbery, murder, and home invasions occuring during the holiday season. This offensive move by the Sheriffs Office is effective, because it puts the remaining dealers back on their heels wondering if they will be next, and they most likely will be. So pack your jail bag and get ready fellows…because you will be going on a holiday vacation where the meals will be served in your room. No need worry about who will take care of your shiny ride and other possessions purchased with the dirty money, because they will be auctioned off to finance future sweeps so there can be more "winners".

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