Sunday, July 11, 2010

Went to a Gun Show....No One Died

The title says it all, much to the dismay of the Brady Campaign. According to the Brady Bunch, guns are the cause of all violence, and if we could just eliminate them all, the world would be a beautiful place full of butterfly kisses, rainbows, and unicorns. Well, there were thousands of people there, some with AK-47's and AR 15's slung over their shoulder, and thousands of guns with millions of rounds of ammo available, and contrary to popular Brady belief, the aisles were not full of blood, and not one single person was shot, not even a negligent discharge. My conclusion after being there and seeing the thousands of guns in the Melbourne Auditorium, is that the guns on display there must have all been defective according to the Brady fantasy standards. (gun shy smirks)

I'll leave you with this memorable quote from the internet:

"It seems that most of the "mass shootings" we have witnessed in the United States take place within gun free zones. I know people say guns are the problem. But oddly these mass shootings don't occur at gun shows"

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