Monday, June 20, 2011

To The Losers Who Hit My Computer With Malware

You may be from the East Bloc or Europe, you may be from the Far East, or you may even be a bunch of spoiled American kids who think you are going to make some kind of political statement by taking over someone else's property maliciously to use in your attempt to create chaos. Who ever or whatever your motives are, here is how Gun Shy views your reward in my perfect fantasy world. If I controlled the horizontal and the vertical of this world, a team would be sent out to the dark little hole where you and you buddies with no freakin life sit hunched over all sloped necked coding for hours on end because you have no real love life or any life at all for that matter. The team would then breach your door (preferably with a charge) and then a large number of eight bangers (multiple flash bangs) would be thrown in to further set the mood. After you and your buddies found yourselves totally disoriented and extremely hypersensitive, you would then be caned so that no part of your body would be untouched, and after the preliminaries, then the fun would begin. Since I have a PG audience you will have to use your imagination.

Anyhow, I eradicated your $hitty code and my system is back up and running.....you freakin losers.

So be thankful that Gun Shy doesn't control the world, otherwise your loser anarchist punk a$$es would have a very enlightening and memorable awakening. Have a nice day kiddies.

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