Tuesday, June 23, 2009

You’ve Got to Fight.. For Your Right.. to Carry

Sung to the Beastie Boy’s “You’ve Got to Fight For Your Right to Party"

You wake up late for college –but your gun can’t go
You ask the politicians, "Please?" - but they still say, "No!"
They “know what’s best for you” – they didn't do their homework
Because the “facts” that they’re babblin' makes them look like freakin jerks
(chorus) You gotta fight.. for your right.. to carry

In DC they ask to carry - politicians said, "No way!"
But those hypocrites have their own security- each and every day
I guess living in New York isn’t really such a drag
They’ve only restricted a pistol to a ten round mag (for now)

(chorus) You gotta fight.. for your right.. to carry

The speaker of the house asks “Is that the gun you're gonna wear”?
"I'll lock you up in San Fran' mister don't you dare"
Hillary busted in and said, "Hey what's that noise?"
Nothing important - your TV speech - it's just the sound of your own voice!

(repeat chorus twice)

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