Saturday, June 6, 2009

It's Open Season on Tourists Once Again in O-Town

Man Beaten, Robbed Outside Orlando Hotel

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ORLANDO, Fla. -- Three men are in jail for beating up a man then stealing his car outside an Orlando hotel Saturday morning. Police say the men pistol whipped and carjacked the victim at the Ramada Inn on John Young Parkway.

Maybe the local hotels should start putting handguns on the visitors pillows instead of mints. Or maybe they can do the same thing that hotels do with cell phones in other countries when you travel there. (Orlando is starting to look like another country) The hotels in foreign countries will rent travelers cell phones with minutes on them. When you use up the minutes you put more on. They could rent the tourists handguns with one mag of bullets. Any that you do not use during your stay, you will be given credit for when you check out. If the tourist start to get comfortable with the idea, they could then be introduced to the adventure theme park, which may eventually turn them into adventure tourists.

Be sure to check out Gun Shy's handy tips to avoid being carjacked while you are visiting.

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